February 2012
219 posts
archaeosaur:
social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a fucking champion
desertblessingoceancurse:
when your friend comes over but all you do is sit next to each other and use the internet
true friendship
jasonfreese:
does anyone else have inside jokes with themselves because i know i do
staff:
ur all fags and if u don’t sacrifice ur virgin souls to our satanic master we will delete ur blog and pee on ur mother
Star Lols
faith-winchester:
Things I say in school too much.
Me: I'm hungry.
Me: I am tired
Me: Can I burn this school down or
Me: what is that faggot doing
Me: We had homework?
Me: I hate this class
Me: it's too cold
Me: *sleeping in class*
Me: Yay it's time to go home!
Me at home: I am bored.
Reblog this and go on your page
0hi0-sw4g:
Who Ever Made This. YOU’RE A GENIUS
FOREVER REBLOG.
I was waiting for this to pop up on my dash FUCK YEAH
friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
“I don’t love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful.”
–
Natalie Portman
(via bergdorfprincess)
Reblog if you're a victim of being called...
IT’S NOT AN OBSESSION IT’S LOVE, YOU STUPID FUCK.
fabulous-old-married-couple asked: Mulle kuuluu aina hyvää paitsi sillon ku ei.
I am not Tumblr famous. I love when people talk to...
wyatt-fucking-earp: